Used 2010 Jeep Wrangler JKU (mountaineer edition) SOLD for sale in Crystal Lake, IL

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* WARNING*. This is not your average Jeep! This Jeep is only for true American badasses! She runs on Busch light, freedom and liberal tears. This monster of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler is what wet dreams are made of! It has only 76k original miles. The motor is only 4 years old and has about 25k miles on it. (Thanks jiffy lube 🙄) The transmission is also newer and was replaced 5 years ago with only about 35k miles on that. The Jeep has never been abused or off road. This panty dropper is rocking a 3.8L V6. Sitting on 37”x13.5” Toyo mud terrain tires on XD 20” rims. This towering Jeep stands on a 6” skyjacker long arm suspension lift system. Woody driveshafts (front and back) replace the original driveshafts as those would never work with a lift this big. So if you want to be cool like the Tiger King stand out like Big Bird and be as badass as Chuck Norris, run to the nearest ATM, pull out 23 stacks and let’s do this thing!

Comes equipped with blinding JW speaker l.e.d headlights, and if that’s it enough to piss off everyone coming your way you also have a 50” rigid industries light bar at the top, 5 l.e.d cubes mounted on the hood, 2 on the pillars and a 14” bar at the bumper! Now let’s talk about how to make the people behind you angry. The replacement l.e.d tail lights are amazing and when you throw this puppy in reverse you’re sure to wake up the neighbors across the street when backing out of your driveway. It will instantly turn night into day in while all 4 white l.e.d lights turn on at once.

Once you purchase this jeep, you will also become an immediate member of Z.E.R.T
(Zombie eradication response team) look it up, it’s real. But for real you’ll have to actually join (but you will have the real cool sticker that says you are) 🤣. In trying times like we are living in I highly recommend!

If you’re looking for a fast car, this is NOT it! But if you’re looking to roll over your neighbor’s Prius, or be able to muscle your way into that merge lane, you are in the right place.
Gas mileage: let’s not talk about that (remember, freedom isn’t free)
Measure this by SMILES per gallon NOT miles per gallon.

The green machine is also sporting a flowmaster exhaust, K&N air intake filter and a huge deep cycle battery to run all the goodies!

Now in true white trash fashion, this Jeep wouldn’t be complete without the train horn! 🚂 by hornblasters.com. The noise that comes out of this thing is enough for anyone to jump out of their skin (literally)and fun for the whole family! 😂. Air compressor mounted behind the rear seats.

Now I know what you’re going to ask next. what’s inside? Glad you asked. First, it still smells like sex and she’s got that custom cloth interior. The inside is in great condition with no rips or tears in the seats.
The brand new Sony head unit rocks that Bluetooth technology so you can talk on the phone or bump your favorite tunes. All the interior speakers are replaced with JL audio speakers and run off of their own dedicated amp. This Jeep goes BOOM in more ways than one! If you haven’t lost your hearing yet, you’re about to! the (2)12” competition subs in the way back run on a seperate dedicated amp. The sounds are enough to literally blow the windows out of the truck (if you wanted to). Now I’m 40. And I am already deaf, so this may seem unnecessary but when you roll up to a 20 something driving his rusted shit box blaring some god awful music and he thinks his stereo is all that and a bag of chips, you’re now in a position to show this young buck who the real Alpha is.

So if you love TRUMP and America, are looking to be the next American hero, want to piss off your neighbors, can’t wait to lose your hearing and want to start pulling more ASS. Come check this thing out!

Murica!

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